Friday 17 January 2014

Super Amazing Wow Woman

I've been reading hero suggestions from Tregolls School. I noticed a lot of super heroes with some very snazzy skills and decided to create one hero from all the best ideas.

Super Amazing Wowser Woman

She can fly. She can lift volcanos. She has laser eyes.

Oh yes, Super Amazing Wow Woman is a super super hero.

Descended from a long line of super heroes, Super Amazing Wow Woman sounds like a tornado as she zooms around town in a red cape with a gold belt. She has a sword that was once used to slay a dragon. She has gloves that can wrap 'truth wire' around baddies, forcing them to tell the truth.

Whoever she’s been fighting, wherever she’s been flying, her clothing always sparkles. She is the cleanest super hero in town. (Always ready for the next photo opportunity).

Super Amazing Wow Woman loves children and ducks. Unfortunately, she loves ducks so much that she has failed to realise that lumipoo momps are deadly villains. She thinks they’re cute.

She believes that tigs are her mortal enemies because they eat children. She doesn’t know that Tigs are misunderstood because she has a very simple view of life. Being a super hero, she believes in goodies and baddies but doesn't realise that good people can make mistakes.

Her hobbies include catching scoundrels, reading newspaper articles with titles such as ‘Super Amazing Wow Woman Saves the Day’, and eating chocolate straight from the microwave. (Without chocolate she wilts like a flower that’s not be watered.)

She has a sidekick but she can’t remember who it is. (She’s too busy looking in the mirror.)

Yes, Super Amazing Wow Woman is definitely a super hero. Unfortunately, unlike her sword, she’s not the sharpest tool in the box and often zooms in to save the day, without checking whether or not the day needs to be saved.

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