Friday 31 January 2014

Heinz Holiday Camp

Heinz Holiday Camp by Red from St Edwards is very original and silly. It made me giggle so I thought I'd share it with you:

Heinz Holiday Camp

In Heinz' Holiday Camp you will see lots of mountains, tremendously slippy ice and different types of sauces.

On the resort there are lots of places to go, including: the shopping mall, arcade room, Tesco and the pool. The pool is normally blaring with noise.

Behind Tesco live the army of Lumipoo Momps; they normally eat food from the boxes outside and they normally play a game of Lumi hockey (It is like ice hockey, but it has a different name). The Lumipoo Momps' spikes are the shiniest thing on the island.

Even some of the places are named after Heinz - here are some of them: Worcestershire Sauce Woods, Horseradish Hall, BBQ Bay, Spaghetti Spa, Mayonaise Mall and Gravy Golf.

Instead of normal water in the ballistic slides and transparent peaceful blue pool there are either mustard or ketchup.

Therefore, when you go down the ballistic slides instead of rubber rings they use spaghetti hoops.

Amazingly different to the Lumipoo Momps, ther Tigs and the Tubsters are officially fighting over a secret cave down under BBQ Bay.

Who do you think is going to win?

Heinz' Holiday Camp is just a few 100 miles away from Portugal.

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