Meet the Treghorned Crusher

I've combined many of the brilliant ideas by the children from Tregolls School, to create a new monster species.

The Treghorned Crusher

A treghorned crusher is a ferocious, savage creature as vile as vomit soup and dirty football kits. It feasts on teachers, children who are on Father Christmas’s ‘good’ list and, for some reason, violins.

Treghorned crushers have long, blue skin with fur that’s tougher than gold. They have horrible horns and evil, red eyes. Each one has a unique moustache above its drooling mouth. They all have razor sharp teeth, with long fangs that reflect the moonlight at night. Their mouths can extend to double their original size, so that they can fit teachers in.

Although its fur is tough, the treghorned crusher’s belly is bald and feels like disgusting worms wiggling around on spongy, mashed potato.

The treghorned crusher smells as loathsome as a rotten, blue cheese sausage left in the porch on a hot day, then put into a sock with some dog poo and then smashed against the wall – that’s pretty smelly.

It has huge hands and feet that are mammoth. It’s so strong that it can smash walls.

When it steps it sounds like boulders crashing and volcanoes erupting. Despite its big size, its voice is squeaky, like birds tweeting. This is very useful because these monsters can turn themselves into beautiful women, by spraying themselves with strawberry perfume. This helps them capture children to eat. Each treghorned crusher has a different girl alter ego.

Treghorned crushers love picking their noses, scratching their hairy bottoms, swimming in muddy ponds and fishing for slugs.

The Treghorned Crusher will be among the monsters to choose from next week, when we select species to go into our book.