Highfield School have created a Fredanielawrobyus called Sir Fartalot.
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Sir Fartalot the Fredanielawrobyus
He has such a loud voice that windows rattle and shatter, and computer screens splinter and crack. He is a happy fellow, who likes to tell jokes. His favourite joke is:
He hardly ever gets cross, but when he does, you better watch out, because that is when he is most likely to eat you.
He hasn’t quite managed his laser eye skills, so occasionally he blows up something he didn’t mean to. His skills with a bow and arrow are much better; he has won competitions for shooting apples out of trees. He likes to juggle especially with bananas. He gets jealous when others juggle and uses his laser to zap them to teach them a lesson.
He isn’t really that keen on pizza, but he has to eat it if he has an emergency and needs to go invisible.
He is practicing hard on his farting skills; he keeps having accidents when farts sneak out and stun people by mistake.
Most of the time Sir Fartalot is bald, but on Fridays and at Christmas he has very long blue hair. He is one of the few Fredanielawrobyi to have straight teeth. He wears blue nail polish on his claws.
He is quite the snappy dresser; his favourite day wear is pink baggy trousers and a t shirt bearing his name. Baggy trousers are important as they allow full functioning of his fart powers. He enjoys wearing a suit and tie for special occasions. When relaxing at home, he likes to wear a smoking jacket and cravat.
I'm not sure I like the smell of this ...
Sir Fartalot the Fredanielawrobyus
He has such a loud voice that windows rattle and shatter, and computer screens splinter and crack. He is a happy fellow, who likes to tell jokes. His favourite joke is:
Where do pirates buy toys for their children? Toys ARRRRR us!
He hardly ever gets cross, but when he does, you better watch out, because that is when he is most likely to eat you.
He hasn’t quite managed his laser eye skills, so occasionally he blows up something he didn’t mean to. His skills with a bow and arrow are much better; he has won competitions for shooting apples out of trees. He likes to juggle especially with bananas. He gets jealous when others juggle and uses his laser to zap them to teach them a lesson.
He isn’t really that keen on pizza, but he has to eat it if he has an emergency and needs to go invisible.
He is practicing hard on his farting skills; he keeps having accidents when farts sneak out and stun people by mistake.
Most of the time Sir Fartalot is bald, but on Fridays and at Christmas he has very long blue hair. He is one of the few Fredanielawrobyi to have straight teeth. He wears blue nail polish on his claws.
He is quite the snappy dresser; his favourite day wear is pink baggy trousers and a t shirt bearing his name. Baggy trousers are important as they allow full functioning of his fart powers. He enjoys wearing a suit and tie for special occasions. When relaxing at home, he likes to wear a smoking jacket and cravat.
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